8.4.09

Crash my ass.

I hate the movie Crash. There I said it. Everyone loved it. I could barely sit through it. It’s a bad racist movie disgusted as a liberal conversation starter featuring white heroes and poor trapped black men. Stupidest movie ever. Harold and Kumar did more for social understanding than Crash can ever imagine.

Oh, same with Blood Diamond. I couldn't even finish that gem of a performance by Leo. Djimon Hounsou, why did you do it? Were you young and needed the money? I'm going to stick to that. You were desperate for a job. You are so much cooler than that colonial steeped farce of a movie.

1 comment:

Lili said...

THANK YOU! I hated Crash so much I had to stop watching it in the middle. It just made me too angry - nice portrait of racism...too bad it wasn't based on planet reality where the rest of us live. It reminded me of Seinfeld in a way (although admittedly I found Seinfeld less infuriating).