17.7.09

How to Fight Zombies...ya know just FYI

Short Videos: Matt and John Yuan’s practical guide to zombie identification and basic combat techniques. You may recognize the Yuan twins from Observe and Report. Anywho, good stuff. Take some notes and keep a copy of their instructions in your emergency first aid kit.

Slow stomping zombies. Totally forgot about that kind. Written spells? I have a little written spell I carry around in my wallet for protection against evil, maybe it’ll stop Chinese zombies too. Don’t know if my mom had zombie killing function in mind when she blessed that paper.

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